Getting to know me…

So I thought I’d textually vomit some fun facts about myself, as I am looking to open up a little more this year to the human race.

washing my hands in warm water-It is like a hug for my hands
vegetarian dishes
ultra meaty dishes
floor napping
lasers
robots
collecting dust bunnies in swooping hand motions
drawing congruent triangles
climbing things unnecessarily-such as a half wall in mid-walk…ya know, just to mix it up a little.
driving at night listening to jazz that I think my dad might like with the window down; especially if there is no particular destination
walking in mud
puddle jumping
the duality of heart and earth by moving the ‘h’
1950’s era sci-fi styling
really salty ham
watches and wallets
my eternal struggle with coming to terms with gaining control of surrendering control in life
I secretly enjoy my social awkwardness…it makes me who I am
artists that aren’t afraid to not use gradients when illustrating shadows…*see animation styling.
the process of mental evolution
being a glutton
cross hatching to the point of ruining the drawing
rubbing my face
cutting construction paper
unnecessarily shiny surfaces
Rocco’s employee that blesses my food before I eat it with a magical wave of his hand
the shape of cartoon hearts…I find them strangely erotic
icy cold water to drink
water that has been sitting out to drink
ripping off my toenails
kicking gathered snow out of wheel wells of cars-even better if it breaks off in huge chunks
getting the impression of carpet in my face when floor napping
thick yarn

dropping my keys
pre-frothed hand soap…seriously…what is up with that…are we really that lazy?
intolerance on any level
Rob Lowe
C and D cell batteries
lemon flavoring-except lemon heads; those are okay
planned obsolescence
‘mingling’
‘double butt’-ask me to draw it for you sometime
zip-lock baggies
breaking my shoelace
pickle boy (ask me)
Hunan Restaurant-Can’t tell if I’m in it or not…I can explain
UPS Guy (again…ask me)
thinking I’m going to fold corrugated cardboard with the flutes, and wind up going against the flutes…*grrr
cell phone videos
brown glass-there is an exception to this which is that if it contains root beer, I can deal with it
shallow jean pockets